taurusqueer:

Me: I can’t STAND country 

Miss Carrie Underwood: I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PURTY LITTLE SOUPED-UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE

Me:

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notcake:

I hate it when someone starts talking to you and your chest tightens and you can’t stop smiling like wtf no I’m a stone cold bitch

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ithelpstodream:

You tell ‘em!

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arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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